She controls where, how, and when we sleep. We are completely at her mercy!

Just a bitch. That is all.

Incident: some churu, but not enough
Revenge: peeing on back door mat of course

If I hide in their nest, I’m bound to catch a bird

Incident: hunger
Revenge: howling all night

Incident: off to market it is!
Revenge: barfing in dad’s shoe (innocent bystander)

Incident: dog’s birthday party
Revenge: peeing on the pictured girl’s hair when she was asleep that night.

Such a rude cat to steal this very best girl’s bed!

Claims he is perishing from starvation, but when he eats his sister’s leftovers he ends up puking all over the carpets. Might have an eating disorder.