Delusional

Claims he is perishing from starvation, but when he eats his sister’s leftovers he ends up puking all over the carpets. Might have an eating disorder.

A criminal

Headbutts the very wires keeping her afloat, then drives her claws into the nearest set of thighs when it gives out on her “unexpectedly”.

Porch pirate

Steals people’s packages purely for the crinkle paper inside. What a menace!